HEAVE HO, AND AWAY WE GO!
This is it. The actual
river cruise. We are finally on our
ship, the Emerald Luna, a long, narrow, floating hotel complete with a
luxurious dining room, a bar and lounge, a small pool, and an observation deck
with a putting green on the top deck, staffed with friendly, helpful people
whose mission is to make sure we enjoy ourselves so much that we will want to
come back again. It was a pretty sweet
ride.
Having done two cruises now I will testify that this is the
best way to travel. You can literally
unpack once but still holiday in a new city every day. Your hotel goes with you. It’s the best.
But because the hotel keeps moving you need to heed the
rules about checking in and out if you leave the ship. Your room card is also your electronic
identity. The very first night they made
repeated calls for room 324 to prove they were aboard before we left. I’m still wondering if they ever found him.
We spent the first morning on an excursion to Keukenhof
Gardens where the tulips grow in wide swathes in fields. It was early in the season so they were
mostly yellow (did you know the varieties bloom by color sequence? Learn
something new every day!) We went
totally tourist mode … explored a windmill, walked through the gardens, took a whole
bunch of pictures, bought the tiny pancakes dusted with powdered sugar, looked around
the souvenir shop and then it was back to the bus that took us back to our boat. Day 1 was done.
There were some tense moments the next day when our promised
wifi had disappeared. Imagine a whole
boatload of people with NO WIFI!
The Emerald cruise line had changed their provider and everything had
not gone smoothly. Owners of Apple
products were the last to be saved. It
was touch and go towards the end.
I have to confess, from there on things get a little
fuzzy. No, this memory haze has nothing
to do with wine consumption, although there was plenty of that. I just quit taking notes. I thought I would remember, and I do recall
the things we did, just not the order we did them in.
There was the day in Dusseldorf where we did a tour of the old
part of town (think: Middle Ages) and the guide bragged up the fine German
mustard made there. I live with a guy
who loves different mustards so I wanted some of that for a gift for him. Spent our free time making sure I had some. I think that was Day 2, cannot be sure.
In checking with my fellow travellers who did continue to
write things down, that wasn’t the end of Day 2. I had Cologne and its fantastic cathedral on
Day 5 but apparently Cologne was the afternoon of Day 2. All the other stuff I have written about Day
5 is true, or corrected. The trouble was
I needed help getting my cathedrals sorted out.
Cologne is where there is a magnificent cathedral. Spectacular.
Awe-inspiring. Hundreds of years
in the making. Survived the war because
the allied pilots used it for navigation purposes – it’s that impressive. I thought we were there on Good Friday but
were at another church on Good Friday (see how easily it is to get these things
mixed up?) I do remember that it rained on
Day 2. I have a picture of us all standing
in a circle so that I could capture everyone’s soggy shoes and raincoats in
front of the Cologne Cathedral on (not) Day 5.
If Day 3 was also on the Wednesday, that was the day we paid
extra to go tour a castle. The scenery
was breath-taking. The walk downhill to
the castle and back up to the parking lot was great exercise and provided vista
views at every turn. The forest trees
were just leafing out and the edelweiss was in bloom. I could almost hear Julie Andrews singing the
song from The Sound of Music. AND
I found the perfect rock to take home from my trip. It’s a thing that I do, and this rock was
perfect.
Now … just let me check my photos … oh yes! We spent most of the afternoon going through
the Rhein Gorge and spotted nearly 40 castles in 4 hours. It truly is a fairytale land and to soak it
all in a person should rent a house for a month and stay with the locals to
learn it all. Speaking French and German
would be a real asset if I were to do this.
The next day (Day 4, I’m fairly certain) we took another bus
trip to see another palace and gardens.
More history showcasing the furniture and décor of centuries past. The dishes, the diet, the clothing, the
customs. The loveless arranged marriages
to keep property in the family’s control.
The resulting love affaires, the secret doors, the illegitimate children,
the humans being humans.
That afternoon we had free time to do our own thing. There was a big, modern mall a few blocks
away so we stepped up into the 21st Century and went shopping. The smart one of us bought a new sweater to
broaden out her choices of something to wear for the last few days. To put it mildly the weather had not been
kind, and every day had been a quandary on how to look fresh in the only warm
clothes we had brought with us. By this
time we were beginning to look pretty recycled.
On the REAL Day 5 we visited another awesome church
in Strasberg. This time we were allowed
in even though it was Good Friday. I
have read books about the engineering and artistry that went into these
masterpieces of architecture. It’s
mind-blowing, and their beauty is exquisite.
The sun shining through those stained glass windows (packed up and
hidden in a mine to save them during the war and then lovingly restored to
their glory when peace made it safe) is something everyone needs to experience –
it makes you believe that good can triumph over evil. We rounded out the day with lunch in a
sidewalk café and later on eclairs from a shop on “Temptation Street”.
Day 6 (and by this point I confess I’m leaning heavily on stuff
I don’t necessarily remember myself). We
took another bus trip to another place that had another medieval town center to
showcase. I don’t mean to sound disrespectful
or bored. By this time we were on
overload. This day I remember thinking
about how we were on the edge of the fabled Black Forest and close to where The
Sound of Music’s story originated. We
toured the town, we shopped in the huge street market, we bought souvenirs, we
were treated to Black Forest cake and samples of the local sausages and
cheeses. It was all wonderful.
And that evening there was a farewell party and disco on the
ship. I don’t remember when the last
time was that I got up to dance to Y.M.C.A. but my sisters and daughter were
there and the time seemed right … there are pictures … no worries … it was on
the other side of the world …
All that was left to do was get up the next morning and pack
for the trip home. We had been told to
always check the safe before we left our room so that we had everything, but as
far as I can figure it was my drawer I should have checked one more time. The mustard I went to extra lengths to buy
for Glen did not come home with me.
Neither did my perfect rock from my castle climb. I can picture them so clearly in that drawer,
nestled right up beside my favourite bra! I am so disgusted with myself that I left
these things so close to my heart so far away but there is nothing to be done
about it.
Instead I brought home what is probably the 2026 version of
Covid. Glen says he would rather have
gotten something more touristy like a fridge magnet.