LIFE ON THE ROCKS

It’s finally happened.  The winter has gotten to me, I’m bored out of my tree, and I don’t want to start my usual seed-starting mess in the living room until after Easter.  Hosting a bunch of company with lively grandkids makes shelves of moist dirt and baby seedlings in the big front window just seem unwise.

So, I’ve been looking to amuse myself with something else. 

I stare out the window a lot; at first the snow was going down, and then there was more of it than we’ve had all winter.  I’ll provide updates as is necessary.

I’ve taken note that some of my walls could use washing but I’m not that desperate yet. 

I did some baking, but that’s a bad idea unless I can think of something to make that I don’t like.  (On an unrelated note, did you know that a puffed wheat cake can disappear in under two days?)

And I spend way too much time on my iPad … doing puzzles or crosswords or other shape-matching games.  I dream of working outside, planting my garden, enjoying neighborly conversations on my deck, and hanging clothes out on the line, but meanwhile all I do is sit inside and scroll through Facebook.

So it was, with my boredom at its peak, that Facebook introduced the idea of a new way to monopolize my time – both official advertisements for the Brier and constant comments by my friends who are already curling junkies started to wear me down.  I decided “What the heck?  What could a game or two hurt?”

And now here I am, so far down the curling rabbit hole I can’t see the light anymore.

I can’t say it was an unpleasant experience though, perched on the edge of my chair, holding my breath as yet another shot from Magic Mike rumbled down the ice to amaze us all.  On the one hand that kind of trepidation makes a person feel fully alive, on the other hand I think the doctor and I may have chosen the wrong week to keep track of my blood pressure.  I had a lot of sympathy for Mike’s wife though, her anxiety level was through the roof.

It wasn’t just the fantastic shots or the missed-by-a-hair mistakes, or the hard-fought wins or the disheartening losses that kept me watching though, it was the long and winding road down my personal Memory Lane that I enjoyed the most.

As the games went on the commentators added behind-the-scenes tid-bits and colour commentary.  There was a lot of background of who has won or lost before, who used to play on other rinks, and who is married to a star in women’s curling.  Being as I am such a novice in this sphere of high-fallutin’ curling fandom I didn’t pay much attention to these comments, but when they talked about the idiosyncrasies of ice perfection it caused me much amusement.  My first curling experience was a 4-H bonspiel in Wauchope circa 1966 on a sheet of ice that had more humps and hollows in it than you could count. Now playing on that kind of obstacle course required a certain kind of genius.  The commentators chuckled about how it was the lesser known teams who didn’t get to practice on perfect ice all the time who just ‘figured out’ each new sheet of ice.  That’s real curling if you ask me: what the top tier teams do on their perfect ice has the feel of automation to it.  Precision is fascinating, but the ‘figuring it out’ has an element of adventure.

 

The other little nugget of nostalgia that surfaced for me was during Quebec’s televised game.  Naturally, they did all their team talk in French.  Man, did that ever take me back.  It had never occurred to me that French was my first language of curling, if there is such a thing, but besides a few school or 4-H bonspiels while I was growing up I didn’t actually curl much until I was married – to someone whose first language was French, and we lived in predominantly French-speaking towns.  The strategy discussions on ice, or draw vs. take-out, or speed were always in French.  It’s funny how the weirdest things can trigger the happiest memories.  I think that was my favourite game of all even though I couldn’t tell you now who they were playing or which team won.

I will have to watch the brier next year to see if it happens again. 

Meanwhile, I’m told that it’s the World Women’s Championship next weekend.  If I keep following this rabbit hole I will eventually find my way out, right?  If I keep staring at my TV I won’t see how dirty my walls are, right? 

It’s worth a try.